Posts Tagged ‘But slightly excited

19
Apr
10

The Day That Was…

Okay, so I’m here to let you know that the Speed Dating didn’t really work out.
I don’t really know why. I mean I tried. I followed all the advice, did all the research, and for some reason no one really wanted a bar of me at all.

Ultimately it end, with the one girl I really thought it was working out well with, well she hit me. She hit me hard.
I am not exactly sure what I did to offend her so much but I have this pulsating black eye now, and while initially I thought that would make me look tough, I am just embarrassed.
I think maybe she was foreign or something, and in their culture my smooth moves were way to confronting?
Yeah, there was definitely something wrong with her. I guess I’m lucky I got out of it with only a black eye!
Speed Dating is for the desperate, and I am most certainly not desperate.

I’ve been looking online by writing this, and I have made a decision. Emos, metalheads, goths – you know those people that wear black all the time and cry, and bang their heads a lot and stuff? That could be me! I could be one of those…

So I have been googling Goths an it really doesn’t look like it’s very hard to be one. Just wear black. Say scary things. Listen to scary music.

I think this is where I really belong. I can be one of these people. I mean all they do is sit around and eat, talk scary stuff and jump up and down to music. This is good because I am an awful dancer. Like god awful dancer. I guess that is another story though..

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