Posts Tagged ‘Depressed

14
Apr
10

You lied to me

Time: 11pm
Mood: Exhausted, tired, weak
Okay, I’m not quite ready to delve in the after math of what happened at the Speed Dating.
I’m still recovering okay.
God I hate this, I hate this so much.

Anyway all I want to say, is that despite what you may believe (I know I did), you cannot believe everything you hear on the Internet. Here are Simon Brown’s tips for Speed Dating.

The following pickup lines do not work:

I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true

Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.

Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
You – “Did it hurt”. The other person will naturally say “Did what hurt?”, You – “When you fell from heaven.”
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
You say “I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips.” She says, “Bet’s on.”

Okay there were a lot.
But they were all genius….or so I thought.