Posts Tagged ‘Sad

19
Apr
10

The Day That Was…

Okay, so I’m here to let you know that the Speed Dating didn’t really work out.
I don’t really know why. I mean I tried. I followed all the advice, did all the research, and for some reason no one really wanted a bar of me at all.

Ultimately it end, with the one girl I really thought it was working out well with, well she hit me. She hit me hard.
I am not exactly sure what I did to offend her so much but I have this pulsating black eye now, and while initially I thought that would make me look tough, I am just embarrassed.
I think maybe she was foreign or something, and in their culture my smooth moves were way to confronting?
Yeah, there was definitely something wrong with her. I guess I’m lucky I got out of it with only a black eye!
Speed Dating is for the desperate, and I am most certainly not desperate.

I’ve been looking online by writing this, and I have made a decision. Emos, metalheads, goths – you know those people that wear black all the time and cry, and bang their heads a lot and stuff? That could be me! I could be one of those…

So I have been googling Goths an it really doesn’t look like it’s very hard to be one. Just wear black. Say scary things. Listen to scary music.

I think this is where I really belong. I can be one of these people. I mean all they do is sit around and eat, talk scary stuff and jump up and down to music. This is good because I am an awful dancer. Like god awful dancer. I guess that is another story though..

15
Apr
10

Before The War Began

So this is just a really quick vid Alistair threw together before the Speed Dating the other day.
I know, I know, I haven’t really gone through it all yet on my blog.
Suffice to say, I guess it didn’t really go to plan.
I’m not going to lie. I am a catastrophic failure.
I do my research. I listen to what people tell me to do. I act in a way that is meant to be ‘socially acceptable,’ and nothing.
Anyway, here is a vid, I hope this at least gets me some more viewers.

14
Apr
10

You lied to me

Time: 11pm
Mood: Exhausted, tired, weak
Okay, I’m not quite ready to delve in the after math of what happened at the Speed Dating.
I’m still recovering okay.
God I hate this, I hate this so much.

Anyway all I want to say, is that despite what you may believe (I know I did), you cannot believe everything you hear on the Internet. Here are Simon Brown’s tips for Speed Dating.

The following pickup lines do not work:

I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true

Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.

Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
You – “Did it hurt”. The other person will naturally say “Did what hurt?”, You – “When you fell from heaven.”
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
You say “I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips.” She says, “Bet’s on.”

Okay there were a lot.
But they were all genius….or so I thought.